When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Courtesy flush.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.