- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.