Stab myself on a daily basis

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I hit the frig after sex

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I always think I have special powers

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Tear up when I poop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.