I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I think about other women when having sex

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Eat ice by itself

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.