in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I piss in the bed every night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.