- Things You Think Only You Do

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I pee in the shower. :3

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.