Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I was the real Stig...

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.