I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Only use the left earphone.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Courtesy flush.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.