I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.