Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.