When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Tear up when I poop

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I used to eat bath bubbles

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I read the down voted posts

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.