- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Tear up when I poop

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Look at my poop before flushing

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.