- Things You Think Only You Do

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I read the down voted posts

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.