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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.