Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.