- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.