- Things You Think Only You Do

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.