- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Being fat

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.