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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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I cant ride a bike
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.