hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I never feel bored

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.