whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.