Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I mean Diana Ross.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.