I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.