Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.