I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.