- Things You Think Only You Do

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I think about other women when having sex

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.