not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.