sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.