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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.