Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I mean Diana Ross.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.