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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.