- Things You Think Only You Do

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Use my phone to see what time it is

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.