I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.