doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

only read the short jokes on this website

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

fap

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.