- Things You Think Only You Do

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I scratch and sniff.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I hold my breath in elevators

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.