After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Ur mum

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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fap

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Picking my nose.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.