- Things You Think Only You Do

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

test how many stares you can scale in one step

fap

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.