Stab myself on a daily basis

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.