doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

thumb_up thumb_down -40

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

thumb_up thumb_down -42

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -44

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

only read the short jokes on this website

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

thumb_up thumb_down -46

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -50

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

thumb_up thumb_down -52

fap

thumb_up thumb_down -52

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

thumb_up thumb_down -52

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

thumb_up thumb_down -52

test how many stares you can scale in one step

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.