Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.