right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.