Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.