when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.