I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.