Make up a song to yourself.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I hit the frig after sex

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.