Make up a song to yourself.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.