- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

the power to regenerate your appendix

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.