I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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fap

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I hit the frig after sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.