Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.