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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.