Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Thinking your life is a movie...

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.