Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I cant ride a bike

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only read the short jokes on this website

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.