I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.