Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I chew my ice cream.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.