- Things You Think Only You Do

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Make up a song to yourself.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.