I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.