I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.