I have a phobia of incest

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.