- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

The older I get the more honest I get

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I **** with no hands.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.