- Things You Think Only You Do

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

the power to regenerate your appendix

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.