- Things You Think Only You Do

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Be a loner at school

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.