Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I **** with no hands.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.