When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.