Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.