Picking my nose.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.