Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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fap

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.