If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.