- Things You Think Only You Do

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Set Fire to the Rain

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Courtesy flush.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

fap

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.