Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.