When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I **** with no hands.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.