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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.