I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.