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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Picking my nose.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.