I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.