When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Picking my nose.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.