Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I always think I have special powers

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.