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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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sing like a pro in da shower
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.