When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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only read the short jokes on this website

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.