After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.