strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.