You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.