- Things You Think Only You Do

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.