So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I always think I have special powers

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I chew my ice cream.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.