I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Be a loner at school

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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listen to madonnas new album

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.