I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.