Feels my beard with my tongue.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I never feel bored

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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blink

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.