I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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humiliating little girls

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.