- Things You Think Only You Do

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.