- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.