Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.