When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.