feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.