Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.