Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.