- Things You Think Only You Do

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.