Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.