- Things You Think Only You Do

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.