When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.