Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.