- Things You Think Only You Do

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.