- Things You Think Only You Do

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.