I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I mean Diana Ross.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I scratch and sniff.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.