- Things You Think Only You Do

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.