When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.