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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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I was the real Stig...
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.