When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.