- Things You Think Only You Do

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Only use the left earphone.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

i masturbate with my feet

I have autofocus in my eyes.

make south park refferences every day

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I was the real Stig...

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.