- Things You Think Only You Do

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I hold my breath in elevators

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

the power to regenerate your appendix

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.