- Things You Think Only You Do

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

only read the short jokes on this website

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.