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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I was the real Stig...
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.