Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.