- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Picking my nose.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.