When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I scratch and sniff.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.