Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.