I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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fap

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.