I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I cant ride a bike

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.