- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I hold my breath in elevators

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.