Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.