Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.