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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.