- Things You Think Only You Do

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Courtesy flush.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Sitting down in the shower

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.