- Things You Think Only You Do

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.