Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I read the down voted posts

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.