Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I have a phobia of incest

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.