dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I read the down voted posts

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.