RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.