I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Do somthing only you do

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.