When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.