Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I was the real Stig...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.