I hate being called "buddy".

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Smoking in the shower.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Being fat

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.