recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Sitting down in the shower

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.