Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.