If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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humiliating little girls

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.