If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.