When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

the power to regenerate your appendix

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I hold my breath in elevators

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Smoking in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.