I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.