I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.