Play as both sides on fifa

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.