- Things You Think Only You Do

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

i masturbate with my feet

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.