- Things You Think Only You Do

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I cant ride a bike

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.