- Things You Think Only You Do

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.