expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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blink

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.