- Things You Think Only You Do

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

the power to regenerate your appendix

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I read the down voted posts

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.