After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.