- Things You Think Only You Do

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

I hold my breath in elevators

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I think Frozen is an overrated film

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.