I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.