When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.