Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.