When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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being super bored at shool

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.