I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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jack off

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.