Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.