On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.