Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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smoke marijuana

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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being super bored at school

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.