I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.