I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I was the real Stig...

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.