walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I was the real Stig...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.