turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.