put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.