Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.