I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

thumb_up thumb_down -16

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

thumb_up thumb_down -26

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

thumb_up thumb_down -28

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.