whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.