- Things You Think Only You Do

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

pull out a flies wings and let it go

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.