judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.