Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.