Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.