I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I cant ride a bike

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.