Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.