IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I hit the frig after sex

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.