Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.