Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Boinked my neighbor

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.