Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.