Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.