I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.