Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.