Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.