When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Poo really loud

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make south park refferences every day

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.