Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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speak proper english

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.