When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Eat ice by itself

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.